[NSFW] My bacon started to firm up towards the end

by Previous-Potential70

18 Comments

  1. Distinct-Goal-9199

    It shrinks up so fast, ask me how I know

  2. tucker_sitties

    Would you describe this as egg shaped?

  3. Dave_the_lighting_gu

    Rub it for a few minutes and it will go flaccid again.

  4. TerraCetacea

    Do bake it so it stays straight or fry it so it curves a bit?

  5. If you run your tongue….sorry tongs…up the underside it will crisp up.

  6. jonpictogramjones

    That’s a huge piece of meat. Too big really. Wayyyyy too big. Am I right fellas?

  7. looptarded

    Add spit, cook for 1-2 mins by shaking in your hand. You’ll know it’s done, all the oil will come out. And that’s how you cook cock bacon

  8. CrunchyNippleDip

    No wonder they call it cranking hog.

  9. eye8theworm

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  10. crackysack69

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